|i almost forgot to do this
||[Jun. 5th, 2012|04:40 am]
lately i've been listening to a lot of telepopmusik and i don't regret it. there was a spider in the apartment today and my dog got really fucking excited. she just sat there, staring, until i said "get that bitch," and get that bitch she did. did you know that the male spider will drill a hole into the female spider's neck to impregnate her? i did. i often frequent spiderzrule
and take tips from glen
who can't even identify most spiders. it's basically the highlight of my life. except i did make a couple of mean burgers tonight. i'm thinking about investing in a grill to put on the roof or something. you can't use it.
i actually have nothing relevant to say. i apologize for even trying because i'm sure that absolutely none of you cared about my spider fact. bye.